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This weeks featured Limericks are . . .

Old Man of Thermopyle

by Edward Lear

There was an old man of Thermopylę,
Who never did anything properly;
But they said, 'If you choose, To boil eggs in your shoes,
You shall never remain in Thermopylę.'

Smell All The Flowers

by Margaret Kollmer

A President with far-reaching powers
Loved jogging in sunshine and showers
Whilst still in his prime
He made sure that he'd time
To stop and to smell all the Flowers.

Tomorrow I Dread

by Thomas Hardy

If tomorrow never came
Nothing would be the same
But I would not be grateful
Rather, sorrowful
For something I was so anxious of?

Where is my logic.
What has happened to rational thinking.
I am sinking
I convince myself that tomorrow
The day I hate
Is going to be great


Secrets Look

by Herbert Nehrlich

In the cold near the stormy Atlantic
stands a cottage that looks quite romantic.
And the man who's inside,
he has something to hide.
And his secrets look rather pedantic.

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