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Silence is Golden

<< A Limerick by : Albert Van Hoogmoed >>

I once knew a man, Mr. Keller.
He wasn't a very smart feller.
His wife would say, 'Dear,
how big is my rear?,'
and he wouldn't lie, he'd just tell 'er!

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