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Pedro the Paranoid Pirhanna

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I'm Pedro the paranoid Pirhana
And I don't think that I'll see maniana
'Cos some of me mates
Want me on their plates
Washed down with a Pina Collada

I know by their glances so fleetin'
That there's evil intent in their greetin'
So I'm watchin' them
Watchin' me watchin' them
While I swallow the one that I'm eating

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