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A fabulous limerick from our collection of over 10000 limerick poems - we hope you enjoy!!!

No Oil

<< A Limerick by : Herbert Nehrlich >>

 

As the Yanks conquer foreign soil
all the tension rise up to a boil.
Let democracy reign
in Andorra and Spain,
and the Arabs can drink all their oil.

We are now on the brink, mark my words,
to fly airplanes and cars just like birds.
An old Kraut has unveiled
that the oilmen have failed,
we can run all our engines on turds.

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