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A fabulous limerick from our collection of over 10000 limerick poems - we hope you enjoy!!!

The Schlongpump

<< A Limerick by : Herbert Nehrlich >>

 

Fifty years she had lived with the geezer,
he was ninety and still an old teaser.
He kept saying his EX
wanted twice daily sex.
Soon they put the old man in the freezer.

Gave a speech, at the service, the EX,
she revealed all his skills and his specs.
Seems a very small fold
had a pin in its hold,
all surrounded by spinifex.


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